Was your ex full of rubbish?
Your awful ex can now *almost literally* be full of rubbish, by having a bin truck named in their honour with the help of a British waste company.
Waste collection company Divert.co.uk are offering a totally free opportunity to treat your least favourite person – just in time for this Valentine’s Day.
Company spokesman Mark Hall explains: “We have plenty of trucks in need of a good name and we thought, why not give people the chance to put their trashy ex behind them once and for all?”
“It couldn’t be any easier to arrange either, all you have to do is click on the link, fill out the form, and hey presto you’ve whacked their name on a bin lorry.”
Bin the break-up blues
We could have called all our trucks “Binny McBinface”, but that joke is so over. Here’s the plan.
Bad break-ups happen to us all – and sometimes you just have to do something crazy to help you let go and move on from a terrible relationship.
You could throw away their stuff, throw darts at their picture, or maybe even sign their email up to a load of random mailing lists.
But if you’re looking for the ultimate way to vent your break-up blues, then why not name a bin truck after them for the ultimate self-love satisfaction?
Hall: “We’ve all trash talked about an ex before. So imagine the pleasure you’ll get by seeing their name on the side of a bin lorry full of rubbish.
“What better way is there to let that trashy ex go than by waving their namesake truck off into the sunset and out of your life for good?”
Maybe you’re looking for a symbolic way your ex can make up for some of the wrongdoings they put you through during your relationship.
Abbie from Aylesbury says – “I always wanted my ex to do something useful with his time, and in a funny way at least the new truck named after him will be doing something good for society.”
“And to add to the joke, at least his truck won’t be leaving a mess behind everywhere it goes!”
So if your rubbish ex deserves to have a bin truck named after them, head over to https://www.divert.co.uk/name-a-bin-truck/, and follow the simple instructions.
Hall: “We can even let you know which town we’ve relocated your ‘ex’ to just in case you want to take a picture and send it to them so they get the hint.
“Alternatively you could just move on and forget about them, but to be honest with you, where’s the fun in that?”